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A Spork For The Ages: Draco Dormiens, Chapter 4

 So, Draco's terrible secret is discovered by Hermione (he's not really Harry) and Harry is at the Malfoy's mansion where he's expect to behave completely normal and participate in Malfoy events despite suffering what can only be assumed by most normal people as a concussion. I also wonder since it doesn't appear to be the end of the school year (THOUGH IT SHOULD BE) why Draco and Hermione don't just send Harry an owl saying, "Hey, why don't you just, like, say you're well and have the Malfoy's send you back to Hogwarts?" Also, Lucius is kind of abusive.
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A Spork for the Ages: Draco Dormiens, Chapter 3

It's been awhile! Sorry. Got side tracked with things like school and life. But, anyway, I'm here now. Anyway, LAST TIME ON THE DRACO TRILOGY: Draco kissed Hermione, Hermione couldn't tell anything was wrong, Draco discovered Harry was sent to his home and Harry discovered Lucius wants to kill him.

Now, on to chapter 3.


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A Spork for the Ages: Draco Dormiens, Chapter 2

Welcome to another Draco Trilogy installment! As you recall last time, Harry and Draco switched bodies (because, of course, the rules of Polyjuice and common logic don't apply to them.) and got in a fight that hospitalized poor Harry turned Draco. After Madame Pomfrey decided proper medical care was well beyond her capabilities (read: Cassandra Clare needed a convenient way to get Harry to Draco's) Harry was sent to Draco's home.

Again, my comments are in bold.
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A Spork for the Ages: Draco Dormiens, Chapter 1

All right! I'm sure this has been done to death but with Cassandra Claire having a new book coming out (just came out?) I figured now would be an appropriate time finally read these fics.

Here's the thing:. I know the plagiarism story behind this trilogy well. I have never read the trilogy or any of CC's published work on the grounds that I won't support a plagiarist. However, I've heard lots of about the Draco Trilogy and seeing how it's fanfiction and free I decided to read and form a more informed opinion.

Here's the thing. It's really bad, guys. Like, really bad. How this got such popularity and a publishing deal is well beyond me. I decided if I'm going to slog through this, I'm going to share my frustration with the world.

My comments will be in bold. Sorry for some wonky formatting that may show up. I guess that's the only form it exists in outside of PDF format. I'm trying to fix it as I go along but I can't promise I'll get everything.

Now, with out further ado, let the pain begin! 

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